My point is that I think I may be done with the whole "everyone else's opinion" thing. If I had a quarter for every first opinion I have been given and a dime for every subsequent opinion that same person has given... I'd have her college & graduate school tuitions paid for by now.
A Naked Tummy Pic from earlier this week:
Opinion Topics That Get Under My Skin:
-You are so tiny for being that far along!
Seriously, the next time you see a pregnant lady who is waddling super slow and is wincing in pain because there is a skull rubbing against the inside of her pelvis... the LAST thing you should ever say to her face is that she has another 10-15 pounds to gain before it is all over. I've gained 30 pounds so far, which is perfectly healthy for a full-term pregnancy, thank you very much.
-She hasn't even dropped yet.
SERIOUSLY?? Where the hell does she have to go to "drop"... the floor?? I believe that is called childbirth.
-Don't do that, you are going to hurt her development.
It was 8 ounces of decaf coffee! Even if I had a cup of regular coffee a day, it is still an okay amount of caffeine to have.
And since when am I not supposed to be eating foods that have been heated in the microwave? I promise that she will not come out radioactive.
And yes, I have my doctor's permission to walk from my car in the parking lot to the train platform. And yes, I am permitted to take the stairs if I feel up to it. And no, I do not need to lay in bed twiddling my thumbs until she comes out.
Today's Tummy Pic:
Hey, who put that there?
3 comments:
I really appreciate the Demolition Man reference.
I also read somewhere that blogging angers the fetus, which will likely cause deep-seated resentment later on in life, particularly in the teen years.
Is that why she is having hiccups right now that are strong enough to move my entire body?
I feel your pain and it will likely get worse once your out and about with a newborn!
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